Realistic sex dolls will be available exclusively for cryptodollars CR$. One hour will cost 1M CR$ (equivalent to $100 USD). Visitors can express their frustration with Trump over the U.S. stock market crash and the launch of the $TRUMP token. Those dissatisfied with the $MELANIA token can take it up with Melania herself. And anyone unhappy with…

The United States is facing an obesity crisis, yet Congress remains passive in the face of this growing epidemic. We reached out to Chair of the Senate HELP Committee Senator Cassidy to drive real change — without raising taxes or expanding the federal budget. We propose a simple yet effective solution: incentivizing Americans to lose…

The CR$ issuer has sent members of Congress with a package of solutions on how cryptocurrency can help address the issue of illegal immigration. First, the CR$ issuer is prepared to allocate one-third of its revenue from the sale of CR$ cryptodollars to fund the construction of the border wall. Second, the company proposes covering…

The film was invited to participate in the Lift-Off Sessions 2025 Volume 2. The festival will be live for two weeks: 10th March – 23rd March. A couple of days ago the CR$ issuer has submitted the video “Long Live The Real King”, depicting Donald Trump kissing Elon Musk’s feet, to 18 film festivals. The distribution costs will be…

The CR$ issuer has submitted the video “Long Live The Real King”, depicting Donald Trump kissing Elon Musk’s feet, to 18 film festivals. The distribution costs will be covered by the sale of CR$ cryptodollars. “The film serves as a reminder of the importance of democracy and society’s independence from the influence of the wealthy,”…

The issuer of CR$, through its representative in Russia, has filed motions with the Moscow Arbitration Court, requesting a change in the procedure and method of enforcing court rulings regarding fines imposed on Google for blocking Russian TV channels’ accounts. The enforcement of these court decisions is currently impossible, as the total amount of fines…

CR$ issuer, a forward-thinking advocate for cryptocurrency adoption, has made an unprecedented offer to legendary filmmakers Joel and Ethan Coen: to become BitCoen brothers for $1,000,000 USD and 1,000,000 CR$ annually. “BitCoen brothers—just imagine how good that sounds,” a spokesperson for CR$ issuer stated. “It’s a name that maintains their legacy while embracing the future.…

In response to the UK’s declining birth rates the issuer of the cryptodollar (CR$) has proposed to the Prime Minister a series of innovative measures designed to encourage population growth. The proposal has been received by the Prime Minister’s Office. Mandatory Evening Digital Blackout (10 PM to 2 AM) Electricity and internet services, except for…

The issuer of the cryptodollar (CR$) has filed an official complaint with the Federal Trade Commission, urging the agency to ban the use of Chinese artificial intelligence technologies in the United States. The issuer claims that Chinese AI models are unfairly competing with and taking jobs away from American AI solutions, such as ChatGPT, developed…

The issuer of cryptodollar (CR$) expresses its full support for Senator Bradford Blackmon’s bold and visionary legislation, the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act.” This forward-thinking bill is a step toward reimagining responsible reproductive practices and initiating much-needed conversations about personal accountability. As a gesture of our unwavering support of Mississippi’s Hands-Off Initiative, we are proud…