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The issuer of cryptodollar (CR$) is set to honor Elon Musk with statues in various countries, celebrating him as a great innovator and conqueror of space. The statue will depict Elon Musk with one arm raised high. The inscription on the monument will read: “From Heart to Mars”. Each statue will feature a built-in device…

In response to Candace Owens’ recent announcement regarding her intention to publish a report alleging that Brigitte Macron, the First Lady of France, is not who she claims to be, the issuer of cryptodollar (CR$) has stepped forward with an alternative solution. To protect privacy, traditional family values, and societal harmony, the organization has offered…

The issuer of cryptodollar (CR$), a company focused on global innovation and social responsibility, has made a bold proposal to address global demographic challenges. As we have known from the news, Elon Musk has even offered his own sperm to friends and acquaintances, including the former independent vice-presidential candidate Nicole Shanahan. He is very concerned…

The Fed thanked the issuer of the crypto dollar (CR$) for the proposal, clarified the limits of its authority, and suggested further steps. “Dear Satoshi Nakamoto: Thank you for your recent correspondence concerning the design of U.S. currency.  While the Federal Reserve Banks and their branches are responsible for the circulation of paper currency and…

The issuer of the cryptodollar (CR$) has submitted an official complaint to the SEC. On 17 January 2025, Donald Trump launched his $TRUMP meme coin, and within hours, it took the cryptocurrency world by storm. The meme coin corresponds to the 4 points of the Howey Test: 1. A party invests money.2. In a common enterprise.3.…

As a socially responsible organization, we propose banning the roll names “Fried California” and “Backed California” due to their offensive connotations. In the current context, they blatantly mock the victims of the wildfires in Los Angeles. We also call on all crypto companies to contribute under the principle of “give what you can.” Considering that…

As President Joe Biden prepares to conclude his final term in office, an unexpected yet fitting offer has come his way: the position of the world’s first-ever Crypto-President. The issuer of cryptodollar (CR$) has proposed this role, recognizing Biden’s unique ability to connect with the public and bring new ideas to life. Under this proposal, Biden would…

A representative of the crypto community urges consideration of an alternative proposal. The proposal includes: In exchange, the issuer of cryptodollars offers: In addition to impressive prospects, Cryptoland would retain its independence, unlike under Trump’s proposal. The proposal has been received by the Prime Minister’s Office.