As President Joe Biden prepares to conclude his final term in office, an unexpected yet fitting offer has come his way: the position of the world’s first-ever Crypto-President. The issuer of cryptodollar (CR$) has proposed this role, recognizing Biden’s unique ability to connect with the public and bring new ideas to life.
Under this proposal, Biden would take on several exciting responsibilities:
1. Become a blockchain evangelist for seniors, igniting the interest of the older generation and guiding them into the world of crypto as their trusted mentor.
2. Host the YouTube talk show “Crypto & Prostate”, a program dedicated to addressing health concerns and promoting token investments for an “active retirement.”
3. Serve as a sleep coach by hosting evening livestreams where he discusses politics and crypto in his signature calming style.
The position offers a competitive salary equivalent to the U.S. President’s annual earnings of $400,000, along with a generous year-end bonus of 1 million cryptodollars (CR$). Once listed on exchanges, this bonus is projected to be worth $1 million USD.
This visionary opportunity seeks to combine Biden’s decades of leadership experience with the transformative potential of blockchain technology, making him the face of crypto adoption for older generations.
The White House received the letter via SMS through its official communication channel at the number +1 (302) 404-0880.
